Onions, explosions, and alpacas oh my! In this handy dandy etiquette guide, you’ll learn how to mesh with the dark creatures of the night in a manner that won’t make your fellow patrons want to vomit.   Goodnight and good luck, -Scarves  

I started this post with the full intention of making fun of the lot of you. There was no shortage of fuel for a good rant on your antics, and considering I have everything from those of you who are just hell bent on being noseless wonders in your photos […]

There’s always a set of rules isn’t there? Some whack job’s wet dream of customer/employee interaction that goes something like a happy go lucky Teletubby episode. Well I’m here to give you the run down on the most common of these twisted regulations. Let’s start with a fun one. “Greet […]

Consider for a moment the fabulous amount of freedom before you, days filled with couch surfing and minor carpel tunnel from your semi permanent grip on the T.V. remote. Clutter is no object and if you want to leave the bathroom door open then it’s nobody’s gob smackin business. You […]