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The Etiquette Guide to Goth Clubs

The Etiquette Guide to Goth Clubs

Onions, explosions, and alpacas oh my! In this handy dandy etiquette guide, you’ll learn how to mesh with the dark creatures of the night in a manner that won’t make your fellow patrons want to vomit.   Goodnight and good luck, -Scarves  

by × August 8, 2014 ×

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3 Things You Should Know About Facebook

3 Things You Should Know About Facebook

I started this post with the full intention of making fun of the lot of you. There was no shortage of fuel for a good rant on your antics, and considering I have everything from those of you who are just hell bent on being noseless wonders in your photos […]

by × July 5, 2014 ×

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5 Complaints About Being A Girl

5 Complaints About Being A Girl

  Oh hi. I’m afraid I don’t have a lot of time to talk since I’m preoccupied with painfully ripping my hair out of its follicles, but here are some of my top complaints about being a woman. Cleaning Makeup brushes I know it might blow some of your minds […]

by × June 29, 2014 ×

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Corporate Funhouse

Corporate Funhouse

There’s always a set of rules isn’t there? Some whack job’s wet dream of customer/employee interaction that goes something like a happy go lucky Teletubby episode. Well I’m here to give you the run down on the most common of these twisted regulations. Let’s start with a fun one. “Greet […]

by × September 22, 2012 ×

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Relationships

Relationships

Consider for a moment the fabulous amount of freedom before you, days filled with couch surfing and minor carpel tunnel from your semi permanent grip on the T.V. remote. Clutter is no object and if you want to leave the bathroom door open then it’s nobody’s gob smackin business. You […]

by × May 5, 2012 ×

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The Handshake

The Handshake

Is there nothing more invigorating than stumbling up to a perfect stranger and instigating awkward physical contact? There’s something about reaching across the lines of what you thought was your own personal space to grasp the, most likely unwashed, hand of your newly made acquaintance. What surprises await you on the […]

by × May 5, 2012 ×